Devious Journal Entry

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1) If the walls could talk, what would they say about you?
Oh my god, do you ever leave?? stop breathing in the fucking tea like it's air, open the windows so you're not high off paint fumes all the time, and stop fucking punching me.

2) What would your best friend be surprised to know about you?
everything!! no-one i know irl knows much about me, although my best friend atm knows about ///suggested/// past self-harm. and suicide n shit too. she'd probably be surprised to find out that i'd managed to sum up enough emotions to have a crush on someone and mean it though.

3) What are you dreading right now?
end of year exams. revision i won't be doing, basically.

4) At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
five-six?? walked in on my mom wrapping beyblade shit. bastard.

5) Have you stole anything before? If so, what was it?
A lot, when I was younger... scissors, pencils and the such.

6) What would you rather have been named? Or do you like your name?
i like my name!! but something different would be cool.. i don't know, if i was a guy, i'd be called Jepharee one thousand percent haha

7) What's the stupidest thing you've done?
it was yesterday, in fact. lost my house keys so i had to climb over a fuckload of pots, vault over barbed wire into next doors garden, and then pull myself over their wall and into a thorn bush over in the lane. i've never even climbed higher than five foot in a tree, so it was fun and fucking scary!!

8) Describe yourself in only 5 words?
whingy. boring. sad. lazy. lazy.

9) If you could make one thing disappear, what would it be?
time.

10) If you were a stranger, would you be friends with you? Why / Why not?
FUCK NO. NO. NO. I'M ANNOYING AND WHINY AND I HATE BEING SOCIAL. AVOID ME AT ALL COSTS.

11) What do you think of your friends?
i don't have many. lost them all last week. my current best friend, though?? she stuck around. she's awesome. blogger and band lover extroadinaire. puts up with me talking about bert all the time. makes constant references to shows neither of us watch. is also adorable and pretty and i'm very jealous of her. darling.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
managed to choke on a load of black gunk when i was born. oops.

13) Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
oops this guy i have a crush on oops

14) What is your crushes name (or initials)?
c.h!!

15) What does the last message in your inbox say?
'im sorry for your disappointment' in reply to the fact dapha is a pansy ship name. (it is).

16) What was the best bit of advice you ever heard? Who said it?
'staying in bed all day isn't poetic'. not advice, but damn, it hit home.

17) If you could go back in time, what would you say to your younger self?
stop being a dork, google 'good charlotte' two years earlier, and grow the fuck up and beat up the kids that do the same to you!! don't put up with ANYONE'S SHIT.  

18) What was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
recently, my crush has come over to me whenever i'm looking down. no-one else does. but he comes n talks to me and makes a few jokes and yeah. he's great.  

19) What is the nicest thing you have ever done for someone else?
i'm not nice. idk, talked someone out of suicide??

20) What is the meanest thing that has ever been done to you?
idk... bullied by some kids, beaten up a few times??  

21) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone else?
dunno, jumped on some kid with scoliosis's back. i laughed so much when he started crying. bad friend award goes to me.

22) If you could say one thing and have the world listen, what would it be?
talk shit get hit

23) If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?
HAHAHAHA WHO THINKS I COULD GET A BOYFRIEND OR SHIT.

24) Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
future... hate the fact life;s so short..

25) Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry?
uh like today??? no reason really. i've been angry at the world and myself for weeks now. makes me sad.

26) Think of the last time you were happy. Why were you happy?
a few minutes ago?? listening to 'the lonely' and thinking about how far bert's voice has gotten since the operation.

27) Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex?
sure???

28) What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?
art

29) Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
maybe???

30) What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
ronnie radke?

31) What celebrity would you want to bang if you had the chance?
uh lol bert

32) How many illegal drugs have you tried?
I'M NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE YET nothing except weed when i was like 12

33) What's your biggest fear? Would you ever face it?
being caught doing something stupid like breaking/entering, or vandalism. not been caught, never will be seeing as im not doing it.

34) Would you prefer a relationship, or a bunch of hot one nightstands?
relationship

35) How do you deal with your enemies?
i usually punch them a hell of a lot and stuff. the standard

36) Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)? Why / why not?
not mom because she's a lying, cheating bastard who is currently trying to get the courts to take me from my dad!!! she walked out just before xmas so yeah, ruined that for everyone. but dad?? he's cool, taught me all about how not to get caught doing thngs you shouldn't, how drug dealing works, why not to get involved in it. he's a cool guy, but he's not into anything like that anymore, haha. he;s had a clean record for like 25 years.

37) What's something you learned recently that you didn't know?
come into actual experience with the 'why you shouldn't trust anyone' thing.

38) What's something you think about a lot?
why i'm sad idk

39) What is your main goal right NOW?
idk get fucking brave.

40) You have five minutes left to live, who do you spend it with?
don't know.. myself?? or maybe, like, thanking people that saved me before. like mychem back last year, like the used, n such.


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