Dan Howell - despite being a hermit - is an obnoxious little shit.
This is sort of cute some times (like when he lies in the middle of the hall muttering, 'oh dear lord, I am going to die') and less cute at others (when he won't move when oh my God, Dan, just get off the floor you idiot).
"You could do with some help."
"Are you my mother?" Phil asks with a grunt, grabbing the box of Cheerios back off of him.
"You could drown."
"I could-" but then the cheerios are gone and Dan's walking back to his bedroom, hips swaying with every step.
Like I said - an obnoxious little shit.
When the doorbell rings the next day, Phil bounds up to answer it, just so Dan doesn't end up buying out all the stock of whatever the guy's selling.
He throws open the door with a deadpan expression, but then somehow his face drops even more. "Chris. PJ."
"Hey, dude!" Chris leans in for a hug, planting a huge, sloppy kiss on Phil's cheek. He wipes away the trail of drool with a slightly disgruntled 'e